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Oh man, such a pleasure to go through these treasures. So many good riffs and lines. A time and a place captured and kept fresh. Dance score: 8.3 (note, score only partially due to strength of album. Other factors, like coffee and MJ strength, attitude, etc, play in. But the album does more of the work than anything else.) These lyrics cracked me up. Hits close to home though. Young punk calling me out. (But I have hundreds of dances still to go. And you're dead. So there! Love you though.) Too Pooped to Pop Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha King He cha-cha's when the band is playin' rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray Chicks told Casey, you better move...