I read a poignant New Yorker piece by Patti Smith about Mourning Lou Reed. She said something that delighted me: "I met Lou at Max’s Kansas City in 1970. The Velvet Underground played two sets a night for several weeks that summer. The critic and scholar Donald Lyons was shocked that I had never seen them, and he escorted me upstairs for the second set of their first night. I loved to dance, and you could dance for hours to the music of the Velvet Underground. A dissonant surf doo-wop drone allowing you to move very fast or very slow. It was my late and revelatory introduction to “Sister Ray.” Within a few years, in that same room upstairs at Max’s, Lenny Kaye, Richard Sohl, and I presented our own land of a thousand dances." LAND OF A THOUSAND DANCES!!! That's what I'm creating here. Plus one. The Velvet Underground are terrific to dance to, it's true. I think I will tomorrow. This morning I listened to 99 & Barry though, the 10/4/13 show ...